If you yelled for 8
years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat
one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years
and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure
when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without
its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate
while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body
length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom
of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next
life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the
tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live,
on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split
the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that
cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black
light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that
out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your
turn to spread these crazy facts and send
this to someone you want to bring a smile
to, maybe even a chuckle.
In other words, send it to everyone !
(and God love that pig!)